" I see de sun's gitt'n low, an' hit's time ter let down de bars an' turn de sheeps loose, an' de goats too—not sayin' deys any goats in dis flock, an' not sayin' dey ain't—but 'fo' we goes out, I wants ter say one mo' word ter Brer Do. little."

His whole face was atwinkle with merriment now.

" Dey does say, Brer Dolittle, dat riches is mighty 'ceitful an' mighty ap' ter turn a man's head, an' I tookin' notice dat arter you fetched up Brer Chesterfiel' Jones's five dollars to-day you nuver corndescended ter meek no secon' trip to de hat on Brer Dolittle's 'count.

"I did think I'd turn a searchin' glance on yer fur a minute an' shame yer up heah, but you looked so happy an' so full o' biggoty I spared yer, but yer done had time ter cool off now, an' I 'bleeged ter bring yer ter de scratch.

" Now, ef you done teched de five - dollar notch an' can't git down, we'll git somebody ter loan'd yer a greenback bill ter fetch up, an' while' de congergation is meditatin' on dey sins I'll gi'e you back fo' dollars an' ninety-five cents."

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Amid screams of laughter poor little Dolittle, a comical, wizen-faced old man, nervously se cured a nickel from the corner of his handker chief, and, grinning broadly, walked up with it.

"De ve'y leastest a man kin do," Jordan con tinued, as leaning forward he presented the hat —" de ve'y leastest he kin do is ter live up ter 'is name, an' ef my name was Dolittle I sho' would try ter live up ter dat, ef / didn't pass beyond it!"

And as he restored the hat to the table beside him, he added, with a quizzical lift of his brow :

" I does try ter live up ter my name even, an' yer know, my feller-sinners, hit does look like a hard case fur a man o' my color ter live up ter de name o' White."

He waited again for laughter to subside,

" At leas'," he resumed, seriously, " hit did look like a hard case at fust, but by de grace o 3 Gord I done 'skivered de way ter do it!

"Ef we all had ter live up ter our skins, hit'd be purty hard on a heap of us; but, bless de Lord ! he don't look at de skins ; he looks at de heart!

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bless de Lord! An' I looks fur my people ter he'p me all dey kin."

And now, amid a hearty chorus of " Amens I" and " Glorys I" he raised his hands for a bene diction, which in its all-embracing scope did not fail to invoke Di pine favor upon " our good 'Pis-copalpalian brother, Riviren' ChesterfieF Jones —Gord bless him.'""

LADY

A MONOLOGUE OF THE COW-PEtf

LADY

A MONOLOGUE OF THE COW-PEH

UMHI Fur Gord sake, des look at dem cows 1 All squez up together 'g'ins' dem bars in dat sof mud—des like I knowed dey gwine be—an' me late at my milkin'! You Lady! Teck yo' prond neck down f om off dat heifer's head I Back, I tell yer ! Don't tell me, Spot! Yas, I know she impose on you—yas she do. Keachin' her monst'ous mouf clair over yo' po' little muley head. Move back, I say, Lady ! Ef you so biggoty, why don't you fool wid some o' dem horn cows ? You is a lady, eve'y inch of yer 1 You knows who to fool wid. You is de uppishes' cow I ever see in all my life—puttin' on so much style—an* yo' milk so po' an' blue, I could purty nigh blue my starch clo'es wid it. Look out dar, Peggy, how you squeeze 'g'ins' 157

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Lady ! She ain' gwine teck none o* yo' foolish ness. Peggy ain't got a speck o' manners ! Lady b'longs ter de cream o' s'ciety, I have yer know, —an' bless Gord, I b'lieve dat's all de cream dey is about her. Hyah ! fnr Gord's sake lis'n at me, passin' a joke on Lady I

I does love to pleg dem cows— dey teck it so good-natured. Heap o' us 'omans mought teck lessons in Christianity f'om a cow—de way she stan' so still an' des look mild-eyed an' chaw 'er cud when anybody sass 'er. Dey'd be a heap less family quar'lin on dis plantation ef de 'omans had cuds ter chaw—dat is ef dey'd be satisfied ter chaw dey own. But ef dey was ter have 'em 'twouldn't be no time befo' dey'd be cud fights eve'y day in de week, eve'y one thinkin' de nex' one had a sweeter moufful 'n what she had. Reckon we got 'nough ter go to law 'bout, wid-out cuds—ain't we Lady ? Don't start pawin' de groun' now, des caze yer heah me speculatin' at yo' feed - trough. I kin talk an' work too. I ain't like you—nuver do n'air one.

1 ain't gwine pay no 'tention ter none o' y'all no mo' now tell I git yo' supper ready. Po' little Brindle ! Stan' so still, an' ain't say a word. I'm a-fixiu' yo' feed now, honey—yas, I is! I allus mixes yo's fust, caze I know you 158

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nuver gits in till de las' one an' some o' de rest o' de greedies mos' gin'ally eats it up fo' you gits it.

She's a Scriptu'al cow, Brindle is — she so meek.

Yas, I sho' does love Brindle. Any cow dat kin walk in so 'umble, after all de res' git done, an' pick up a little scrap o' leaving out'ii de trough de way she do—an' turn it eve'y bit into good yaller butter — dat what I calls a cow! Co'se I know Lady'll git in here ahead o' yer, honey, an' eat all dis mash I'm a-mixin' so good fur you. It do do me good to see 'er do it, too. I sho' does love Lady—de way 'er manners sets on 'er. She don't count much at de churn—an' she ain't got no conscience — an' no cha'acter — but she's a lady ! Dat's huccome I puts up wid 'er. Yas, I'm a-talkin' 'bout you, Lady, an' I'm a-lookin' at yer, too, rahin' yo' head up so cir cumstantial. But you meets my eye like a lady ! You ain't shame-faced, is yer ! You too well riz —you is. You know dat / know dat yo' po' measly sky-colored milk sours up into mighty fine clabber ter feed yo'ng tukkeys wid—you an' me, we knows dat, don't we ?

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Lordy! I wonder fo' gracious ef Lady nod her head to me accidental!

Is you 'spondin' ter me, Lady ? Tell de trufe, I spec's Lady ter twis' up 'er tongue an' talk some day—she work 'er mouf so knowin'!

Dis heah cotton-seed ought ter be tooken out'n her trough, by rights. Ef I could feed her on bran an' good warm slops a while, de churn would purty soon 'spute her rights wid de tukk-eys !

A high-toned cow, proud as Lady is, ought ter reach white-folk's table somehow-ma-ruther. But you gits dar all the same, don't yer Lady ? You gits dar in tukkey-meat ef dey don't reco'nize yer !

Well! I'm done mixin' now an' I turns my back on de trough—an' advance ter de bars. Lordy, how purty dem cows does look—wid dat low sun 'g'ins' dey backs ! So patient an' yit so onpatient.

Back, now, till I teck out dese rails !

Soh, now ! Easy, Spot! Easy, Lady ! I does love ter let down dese bars wid de sun in my eyes. I loves it mos' as good as I loves ter milk.

Down she goes !

Step up quick, now, Brindle, an' git yo' place.

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meek way fur Lady ! I know'd Lady'd git dar fust ! I know'd it !

An' dat's huccome I mixed dat feed so pur-tic'lar.

I does love Lady !

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A PULPIT OKATOB

OLD EenV Tyler, pastor of Mount Ziou Chap-el, Sugar Hollow Plantation, was a pulpit orator of no mean parts. Though his edu cation, acquired during his fifty-ninth, sixtieth, and sixty-first summers, had not carried him be yond the First Reader class in the local district school, it had given him a pretty thorough knowl edge of the sounds of simple letter combinations. This, supplemented by a quick intuition and a correct musical ear, had aided him to really re markable powers of interpretation, and there was now, ten years later, no chapter in the entire Bible which he hesitated to read aloud, such as contained long strings of impossible names hung upon a chain of "begats" being his favorite achievements.

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was, " Brer Tyler is got a black face, but his speech sho' is white." The truth was that in his humble way Reub' was something of a philologist. A new word was to him a treasure, so much stock in trade, and the longer and more formidable the acquisition, the dearer its possession.

Reub's unusual vocabulary was largely the re sult of his intimate relations with his master, Judge Marshall, whose body-servant he had been for a number of years. The judge had long been dead now, and the plantation had descended to his son, the present incumbent.

ReuV was entirely devoted to the family of his former owners, and almost any summer evening now he might be seen sitting on the lowest of the five steps which led to the broad front veran da of the great house where Mr. John Marshall sat smoking his meerschaum. If Marshall felt amiably disposed he would often hand the old man a light, or even his own tobacco-bag, from which Reub' would fill his corn-cob pipe, and the two would sit and smoke by the hour, talk ing of the crops, the weather, politics, religion, anything—as the old man led the way ; for these evening communings were his affairs rather than his "Marse John's." On a recent occasion, while they sat talking in this way, Marshall was 166

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congratulating him upon his unprecedented suc cess in conducting a certain revival then in prog ress, when the old man said :

' ( Yassir, de Lord sho' is gimme a rich harves'. But you know some'h'n', Marse John ? All de power o' language th'ough an' by which I am en able ter seize on de sperit is come to me th'ough ole marster. I done tooken my pattern f'om him f'om de beginnin,' an' des de way I done heerd him argify de cases in de co't-house, dat's de way I lay out ter state my case befo' de Lord.

'' I nuver is preached wid power yit on'y but 'cep' when I sees de sinner standin' 'fo' de bar o' de Lord, an' de witnesses on de stan', an' de speckletators pressin' for'ard to heah, an' de jury listening an me — Ftn de prosecutin' 'torney !

" An' when I gits dat whole co't-room 'ranged 'fo' my eyes in my min', an' de prisoner standin' in de box, I des reg'lar lay'im out! You see, I knows all de law words ter do it wid! I des open fire on 'im, an' prove 'im a crim'nal, a law-break er, a vagabone, a murderer in ev'y degree dey is —fus', secon', an' third—a reperbate, an' a blot on de face o' de yearth, tell dey ain't a chance lef fur 'im but ter fall on 'is knees an' plead guilty !

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..-.' do work's half did. Pen I shifs ' pris'n0r*8 Vortuy, an* preach grace tell I gits *im shontin'—des de same as ole mars-ter nse ter do—clair a man whe'r or no, guilty or

no guilty, stop by step, mivor stop toll ho'd have do last juryman blowin' 'is nose an' snitttin'—an* he'd do it wid swellin' die'sh'nary words, too !

"Dat's do way 1 works it— fus' argify fur de >:..: . ':-.:-.; : fur do pris'nor.

"I tell yer, Marse John.' he resumed, after a thoughtful pause, " dey*s one word o' ole mars-tor's—1 don'no' huooomo it slipped my min*. but hit was a long glorified word, an' 1 often wishes hit *d come baot twine. Ef I could ricollec' dat word, hit M holp me powerful in my preachin'.

" Wondtr ef yon Wouldn't oall out a few dio'-sh'nary words fur me. please, sir ': maybe you mought strike it."

Without a moment's reflection, Marshall, seiz-ingat random upon the first word that presented itself, said, " How about ratiociuatiotif

The old man started as if he were shot. "Dat's hit!" he exclaimed. " Yassir, dat's hit ! How in do kingdom oomo is you strnok it do fust pop? Kasheoshinatiom ! I Vlare ! Pat's do ve'y word, sho's you born ! Dat's what I calls a high-tone word ; ain't it, now, Marse John ?"

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" Yes, Uncle Reub'; ratiocination is a good word in its place." Marshall was much amused. " I suppose you know what it means ?"

" Nemmine 'bout dat," Reub' protested, grin ning all over—"nemmine 'bout dat. I des gwine fetch it in when I needs a thunder-bolt! Rasheo-shinatiom! Dat's a bomb-shell fur de prosecu-tiom! But I can't git it off now ; Fm too cool. Wait tell Fm standin' in de pulpit on tip-toes, wid de sweat a-po'in' down de spine o' my back, an' fin' myse'f des one argimint short! Den look out fur de locomotive !

"Won't yer," he added, after a pause—"won't yer, please, sir, spell dat word out fur me slow tell I writes it down 'fo' I forgits it ?"

Reaching deep into his trousers pocket, he brought forth a folded scrap of tobacco-stained paper and a bit of lead-pencil.

Notwithstanding his fondness for the old man, there was a twinkle in Marshall's eye as he be gan to spell for him, letter by letter, the coveted word of power.

"R," he began, glancing over the writer's shoulder.

" R," repeated ReuV, laboriously writing.

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" T," said the tutor.

" R-a-t," drawled the old man, when, suddenly catching the sound of the combination, he glanced first at the letters and then with quick suspicion up into Marshall's face. The suppressed smile he detected there did its work. He felt himself betrayed.

Springing tremulously from his seat, the very embodiment of abused confidence and wrath, he exclaimed :

" Well! Hit's come ter dis, is it ? One o' ole marster's chillen settin' up makin' spote o' me ter my face ! I didn't spect it of yer, Marse John— I did not. It's bad enough when some o' deze heah low-down po'-white-trash town-boys hollers ' rats' at me—let alone my own white chillen what I done toted in my arms ! Lemme go home an' try ter forgit dis insult ole marster's chile in sulted me wid !"

It was a moment before Marshall saw where the offence lay, and then, overcome with the ludicrousness of the situation, he roared with laughter in spite of himself.

This removed him beyond the pale of forgive ness, and as Reub'hobbled off, talking to himself, Marshall felt that present protest was useless. It was perhaps an hour later when, having deposit-170

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ed a bag of his best tobacco in his coat pocket, and tucked a dictionary under his arm, Marshall made his way to the old man's cabin, where, after many affectionate protestations and much insist ence, he finally induced him to put on his glasses and spell the word from the printed page.

He was not easily convinced. However, under the force of Marshall's kindly assurances and the testimony of his own eyes, he finally melted, and as he set back the candle and removed his glasses, he remarked, in a tone of the utmost humility,

" Well—dat's what comes o' nigger education!! Des let a nigger git fur enough along ter spell out c-a-t, cat, an' r-a-t, rat, an' a few Fus' Reader varmints, an' he's ready ter conterdic' de whole dic'sh'nary.

" Des gimme dat word a few times in my ear good, please, sir. I wouldn't dare ter teck it in thoo my eye, 'caze don' keer what you say, when a word sets out wid r-a-t, I gwine see a open-eyed rat settin' right at de head of it blinkin' at me ev'y time I looks at it."

AN EASTEE SYMBOL

A MONOLOGUE OF THE PLANTATION

AN EASTEE SYMBOL

A MONOLOGUE OF THE PLANTATION

Speaker: A Black Girl. Time: Easter Morning.

me knockin' at yo' do' so early, Miss Bettie, but I'se in trouble. Don't set np in bed. Jes' lay still an' lemme talk to yer.

" I come to ax yer to please ma'am loand me a pair o' wings, mistus. No'm, I ain't crazy. I mean what I say.

" Yon see, to-day's Easter Snnday, Miss Bettie, an' we havin' a high time in our chu'ch. An' I'se gwine sing de special Easter carol, wid Freckled Frances an' Lame Jane jinin' in de chorus in our choir. Hit's one o' deze heah visible choirs sot up nex' to de pulpit in front o' de congerga-tion.

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"Of co'se, me singin' de high solo makes me de principlest figgur, so we 'ranged fnr me to stan' in de middle, wid Frances an' Jake on my right an" lef sides, an' I got a bran new white tarlton frock wid spangles on it, an' a Easter lily wreath all ready. Of co'se, me bein' de fnst singer, dat entitles me to wear de highest pin-mage, an' Frances, she knows dat, an' she 'lowed to me she was gwine wear dat white nainsook lawn yon gi'n 'er, an' des a plain secondary hat, an' at de p'inted time we all three got to rise an' courtesy to de congergation, an' den bn'st into song. Lame Jake gwine wear dat white dnck suit o' Marse John's an' a Easter lily in his button-hole.

"Well, hit was all fixed dat-a-way, peaceable an' proper, but you know de trouble is Freckled Frances is jealous-hearted, an' she ain't got no principle. I tell you, Miss Bettie, when niggers gits white enough to freckle, you look out for 'em ! Dey jes advanced fur enough along to show white ambition an' nigger principle ! An' dat's a dange'ous mixture !

"An' Frances—? She ain't got no mo' prin ciple 'n a suck-aig dorg ! Ever sence we 'ranged dat Easter programme, she been studyin' up some owdacious way to outdo me to-day in de face of eve'ybody.

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"But Fm jes one too many fur any yaller freckled-faced nigger. Fm black—but dey's a heap o' trouble come out o' ink bottles befo' to day !

" I done had my eye on Frances ! AIL' fur de las' endurin' week I taken notice ev'ry time we had a choir practising Frances, she'd fetch in some talk about butterflies bein' a Easter sign o' de resurrection o' de dead, an' all sech as dat. Well, I know Frances don't keer no mo' 'bout de resurrection o' de dead 'n nothin'. Frances is too tuck up wid dis life fur dat! So I watched her. An' las' night I ketched up wid 'er.

" You know dat grea' big silk paper butterfly dat you had on yo' Banner lamp, Miss Bettie ? She's got it pyerched up on a wire on top o' dat secondary hat, an' she's a-fixin' it to wear it to church to-day. But she don't know I know it. You see, she knows I kin sing all over her, an' dat's huccome she's a-projectin' to ketch de eyes o' de congergation!

'' But ef you'll he'p me out, Miss Bettie, we'll fix 'er. You know dem yaller gauzy wings you wo'e in de tableaux ? Ef you'll loand 'em to me an' help me on wid 'em terreckly when Fm dressed, I'll be a whole live butterfly, an' I bet yer when I flutters into dat choir, Freckled Frances '11 M 177

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feel like snatchin' dat lamp shade off her hat, sho's you born ! An' fur once-t Fm proud I'm so black complected, caze black an' yaller, dey goes together fur butterflies !

" Frances 'lowed to kill me out to-day, but I lay when she sets eyes on de yaller-winged but terfly she'll 'preciate de resurrection o' de dead ef she never done it befo' in her life."

CHEISTMAS AT THE THIMBLES'

CHKISTMAS AT THE TKIMBLES'

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Time: Daylight, the day before Christmas. Place: Rowton's store, Simpkinsville.

First Monologue, by Mr. Trimble:

« TTTHOA-A-A, there, ck, ck, ck ! Back,

yy now, Jinny ! Hello, Eowton ! Here

we come, Jinny an' me—six miles in

the slush up to the hub, an' Jinny with a un-

weaned colt at home. Whoa-a-a, there !

" It's good Christmus don't come but once-t a year—ain't it, Jinny ?

'' Well, Rowton, you're what I call a pro-gress-ive business man, that's what you are. Blest ef he ain't hired a whole row o' little niggers to stand out in front of 'is sto'e an' hold horses —while he takes his customers inside to fleece

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" Come here, Pop-Eyes, yon third feller, an' ketch aholt o' Jinny's bridle. I always did like pop-eyed niggers. They look so God-forsaken an' ugly. A feller thet's afflicted with yo' style o' beauty ought to have favors showed him, an' that's why I intend for you to make the first extry to-day. The boy thet holds my horse of a Christmus Eve always earns a dollar. Don't try to open yo' eyes no wider—I mean what I say. How did Rowton manage to git you fellers up so early, I wonder. Give out thet he'd hire the first ten that come, did he ? An' gives each feller his dinner an' a hat.

" I was half afeered you wouldn't be open yet, Rowton—but I was determined to git ahead o' the Christmus crowd, an' I started by starlight. I ca'culate to meet 'em all a-goin' back.

" Well, I vow, ef yo' sto'e don't look purty. Wish she could see it. She'd have some idee of New York. But, of co'se, I couldn't fetch her to-day, an' me a-comin' specially to pick out her Christmus gif. She's jest like a child. Ef she s'picions befo' hand what she's a-goin' to git, why, she don't want it.

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Fetch out all yo' parties, now, an' lay 'em along on the counter. You know her, an 5 she ain't to be fooled in quality. Reckon I will walk around a little an' see what you've got. I 'ain't got a idee on earth what to buy, from a broach to a barouche. Let's look over some o' yo' silver things, Rowton. Josh Porter showed me a but ter-dish you sold him with a silver cow on the led of it, an' I was a-wonderin' ef, maybe, you didn't have another.

" That's it. That's a mighty fine idee, a statue like that is. It sort o' designates a thing. D'rec'-ly a person saw the cow, now, he'd s'picion the butter inside the dish. Of co'se, he'd know they wouldn't hardly be hay in it—no, ez you say, ' nor a calf.' No doubt wife '11 be a-wantin' one o' these cow-topped ones quick ez she sees Josh's wife's. She'll see the p'int in a minute —of the cow, I mean. But, of co'se, I wouldn't think o' gittin' her the same thing Josh 's got for Helen, noways. We're too near neighbors for that. Th' ain't no fun in borryin' duplicates over a stile when company drops in sudden, with out a minute's warnin'.

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my hat ? That was what I was a-bowin' to, that pitcher was. No, that's the thing wife hankers after, an' I know it, an' it's the one thing I'll never buy her. Not thet I'd begrudge it to her— but to tell the truth it'd pleg me to have to live with the thing. I wouldn't mind it on Sundays or when they was company in the house, but I like to take off my coat, hot days, an' set around in my shirt-sleeves, an' I doubt ef I'd have the cheek to do it in the face of sech a thing as that.

" Fact is, when I come into a room where one of 'em is, I sort o' look for it to tilt over of its own accord an' bow to me an' ask me to 'be seated/

"You needn't to laugh. Of co'se, they^s a reason for it—but it's so. I'm jest that big of a ninny. Ricollec' Jedge Robinson, he used to have one of 'em—jest about the size o' this one —two goblets an' a bowl—an' when I'd go up to the house on a errand for pa, time pa was dis-tric' coroner, the j edge's mother-in-law, ol' Mis' Meredy, she'd be settin' in the back room a-sewin,' an' when the black gal would let me in the front door she'd sort o' whisper : ' Invite him to walk into the parlor and be seated.' I'd overhear her say it, an' I'd turn into the par lor, an' first thing I'd see'd be that ice-pitcher. 184

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I don't think anybody can set down good, no ways, when they're ast to f be seated/ an' when, in addition to that, I'd meet the swingin' ice-pitcher half way to the patent rocker, I didn't have no mo' consciousness where I was a-settin' than nothin'. An' like ez not the rocker'd squawk first strain I put on it. She wasn't no mo'n a sort o' swingin' ice-pitcher herself, ol' Mis' Meredy wasn't—walkin' round the house weekdays dressed in black silk, with a lace cap on her head, an' half insultin' his company thet he'd knowed all his life. I did threaten once-t to tell her, ' No, thank you, ma'am, I don't keer to be seated—but I'll set doivn ef it's agreeable,' but when the time would come I'd turn round an' there'd be the ice-pitcher. An' after that I couldn't be expected to do nothin' but back into the parlor over the Brussels carpet an' chaw my hat-brim. But, of co'se, I was young then.

" Reckon you've heerd the tale they tell on Aleck Turnbull the day he went there in the old lady's time. She had him ast into the cushioned sanctuary — an' Aleck hadn't seen much them days — an' what did he do but gawk around an' plump hisself down into that gilt-backed rocker with a tune-playin' seat in it, an', of co'se, quick ez his weight struck it, it 185

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started up a jig tune, an' they say Aleck shot out o' that door like ez ef he'd been fired out of a cannon. An' he never did go back to say what he come after. I doubt ef he ever knew.

' ( How much did you say for the ice-pitcher, Rowton ? Thirty dollars—an' you'll let me have it for—hush, now, don't say that. I don't see how you could stand so close to it an' offer to split dollars. Of co'se I ain't a-buyin' it, but ef I was I wouldn't want no reduction on it, I'd feel like ez ef it would always know it an' have a sort of contemp' for me. They's suitableness in all things. Besides, I never want no reduc tion on anything I buy for her, someways. Yon can charge me reg'lar prices an' make it up on the Christmus gif she buys for me—that is, ef she buys it from you. Of co'se it'll be charged. That's a mighty purty coral broach, that grape-bunch one, but she's so pink-complected, I don't know ez she'd become it. I like this fish-scale set, myself, but she might be prejerdyced ag'in' the idee of it. You say she admired that hand-merror, an' this pair o' side-combs—an' she 'lowed she'd git 'em fur my Christmus gif ef she dared ? But, of co'se, she was jokin' about that. Poor little thing, she ain't never got over the way folks run her about that side-saddle she 186

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give me last Christmas, though I never did see anything out o' the way in it. She knew thet the greatest pleasure o' my life was in makin' her happy, and she was jest simple-hearted enough to do it—that's all—an 5 1 can truly say thet I ain't never had mo* pleasure out of a Christmus gif in my life than Fve had out o' that side-saddle. She's been so consistent about it—never used it in her life without a-borryin' it of me, an' she does it so cunnin'. Of co'se I don't never loand it to her without a kiss. They ain't a cunnin'er play-actor on earth 'n she is, though she ain't never been to a theatre—an' wouldn't go, bein' too well raised.

"You say this pitcher wasn't there when she was here—no, for ef it had V been, I know she'd V took on over it. Th' ain't never been one for sale in Simpkinsville before. They've been sev eral of 'em brought here by families besides the one old Mis' Meredy presided over—though that was one o' the first. But wife is forever a-pickin' out purty patterns of 'em in the catalogues. Ef that one hadn't V give me such a setback in my early youth I'd git her this, jest to please her. Ef I was to buy this one, it an' the plush album would set each other off lovely. She's a-buyin' it on instalments from the same man thet en-187

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larged her photograph to a' ile-painted portrait, an' it's a dandy ! She's got me a-settin' up on the front page, took with my first wife, which it looks to me thet if she'd do that much to please me, why, I might buy almost anything to please her, don't it ? Of co'se I don't take no partic'lar pleasure in that photograph—but she seems to think I might, an' no doubt she's put it there to show thet she ain't small-minded. You ricollec' Mary Jane was plain - featured, but Kitty don't seem to mind that ez much ez I do, now thet she's gone an' her good deeds ain't in sight. I never did see no use in throwin' a plain-featured woman's looks up to her post mortem.

"This is a mighty purty pitcher, in my judg ment, but to tell the truth I've made so much fun o' the few swingin' pitchers thet's been in this town that I'd be ashamed to buy it, even ef I could git over my own obnoxion to it. But of co'se, ez you say, everybody'd know thet I done it jest to please her—an' I don't know thet they's a more worthy object in a married man's life than that.

"I s'pose I'll haf to git it for her. An' I want

a bold, outspoke dedication on it, Rowton. I ain't

a-goin' about it shamefaced. Here, gimme that

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for word. Fve got to stop over at Paul's to git him to regulate my watch, an' Til tell him to hurry an' mark it for me, soon ez you send it over.

" Well, so long. Happy Christmus to you an' yo' folks.

" Say, Rowton, wrap up that little merror an' them side-combs an' send 'em along, too, please. So long!"

Time: Same morning. Place: Store in Washington.

Second Monologue, by Mrs. Trimble:

" WHY, howdy, Mis' Blakes — howdy, Mis' Phemie—howdy, all. Good-mornin', Mr. Law-son. I see yo' sto'e is fillin' up early. Great minds run in the same channel, partic'larly on Christmus Eve.

"My old man started off this mornin' befo' day, an' soon ez he got out o' sight down the Simpkinsville road, I struck out for Washin'ton, an' here I am. He thinks I'm home seedin' raisins. He was out by starlight this mornin' 189

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with the big wagon, an', of co'se, I know what that means. He's gone for my Christmas gif, an' I'm pnt to it to know what tremenjus thing he's a-layin' ont to fetch me—thet takes a cotton-wagon to haul it. Of co'se I imagine everything, from a guyaskntns down. I always did like to git things too big to go in my stockin'. What yon say, Mis' Blakes ? Do I hang np my stock-in' ? Well, I reckon. I hadn't quit when I got married, an' I think that's a poor time to stop, don't you ? Partic'larly when you marry a man twice-t yo' age, an' can't convince him thet you're grown, noways. Yas, indeedy, that stockin' goes np to-night—not mine, neither, but one I borry from Aunt Jane Peters. I don't wonder y' all laugh. Aunt Jane's foot is a yard long ef it's a' inch, but I'll find it stuffed to-morrer mornin', even ef the guyaskutus has to be chained to the mantel. An' it'll take me a good hour to empty it, for he always puts a lot o' devilment in it, an' I give him a beatin' over the head every non sensical thing I find in it. We have a heap o' fun over it, though.

"He don't seem to know I'm grown, an' I know I don't know he's old.

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be the nicest to give him, Mr. Lawson—this sil ver card-basket, or that Cupid vase, or— ?

"Y'all needn't to wink. I seen yon, Mis' Blakes. Ef I was to pick ont a half dozen socks for him like them you're a-buyin' for Mr. Blakes, how much fun do you suppose we'd have out of it ? Not much. Fd jest ez lief 'twasn't Christ-mus—an' so would he—though they do say his first wife give him a bolt o' domestic once-t for Christmus, an' made it up into night-shirts an' things for him du'in' the year. Think of it. No, I'm a-goin' to git him somethin' thet's got some git-up to it, an'—an' it'll be either—that—Cupid vase — or — lordy, Mr. Lawson, don't fetch out that swingin' ice-pitcher. I glimpsed it quick ez I come in the door, an', says I, ' Get thee behind me, Satan,' an' turned my back on it immejiate.

" But of co'se I ca'culated to git you to fetch it out jest for me to look at, after I'd selected his present. Ain't it a beauty ? Seems to me they couldn't be a more suitable present for a man— ef he didn't hate 'em so. No, Mis' Blakes, it ain't only thet he don't never drink ice-water. I wouldn't mind a little thing like that.

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with her, an' he don't never lose a chance to ex press his disgust. When them new folks was in town last year projec'in' about the railroad, he says to me, ' I hope they won't stay, they'd never suit Sirnpkinsville on earth. They're the regu lar swingin' ice-pitcher sort. Git folks like that in town an' it wouldn't be no time befo' they'd start a-chargin' pew rent in our churches.' We was both glad when they give out thet they wasn't a-goin' to build the road. They say rail roads is mighty corrupting an' me, with my sick headaches, an' a' ingine whistle in town, no in deed ! Besides, ef it was to come I know I'd be the first one run over. It's bad enough to have bully in our fields without turnin' steam-ingines loose on us. Jest one look at them cow-ketchers is enough to frustrate a person till he'd stand stock still an' wait to be run over—jest like poor crazy Mary done down here to Cedar Springs.

"They say crazy Mary looked that headlight full in the face, jes' the same ez a bird looks at a snake, till the thing caught her, an' when the long freight train had passed over her she didn't have a single remain, not a one, though I always thought they might 've gethered up enough to give her a funeral. When I die I intend to have a funeral, even if I'm drownded at sea. They 192

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can stand on the sho'e, an' Fll be jest ez likely to know it ez them thet lay in view lookin' so ca'm. I've done give him my orders, though they ain't much danger o' me dyin' at sea, not ef we stay in Simpkinsville.

" How much are them wilier rockers, Mr. Law-son ? I declare that one favors my old man ez it sets there, even without him in it. Nine dollars ? That's a good deal for a pants'-tearin' chair, seems to me, which them willers are, the last one of 'em, an' I'm a mighty poor hand to darn. Jest let me lay my stitches in colors, in the shape of a flower, an' I can darn ez well ez the next one, but I do despise to fill up holes jest to be a-fillin'. Yes, ez you say, them silver - mounted brier - wood pipes is mighty purty, but he smokes so much ez it is, I don't know ez I want to encourage him. Besides, it seems a waste o' money to buy a Christmus gif thet a person has to lay aside when company comes in, an" a silver-mounted pipe ain't no politer to smoke in the presence o' ladies than a corncob is. An' ez for when we're by ourselves—shucks.

"Ef you don't mind, Mr. Lawson, I'll stroll

around through the sto'e an' see what you've got

while you wait on some o' them thet know their

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/ want is that swing in' ice-pitcher, an' my judg ment tells me thet they ain't a more suitable pres ent in yo' sto'e for a settled man thet has built hisself a residence an' furnished it complete the way he has, but of co'se 'twouldn't never do. I always think how Fd enjoy it when the minister called. I wonder what Mr. Lawson thinks o' me back here a-talkin' to myself. I always like to talk about the things I'm buyin'. That's a mighty fine saddle-blanket, indeed it is. He was talkin' about a new saddle-blanket the other day. But that's a thing a person could pick up almost any day, a saddle-blanket is. A' ice-pitcher now—

'' Say, Mr. Lawson, lemme look at that tiltin'-pitcher again, please, sir. I jest want to see ef the spout is gold-lined. Yes, so it is—an' little holes down in the throat of it, too. It certVy is well made, it cert'n'y is. I s'pose them holes is to strain out grasshoppers or anything thet might fall into it. That musician thet choked to death at the barbecue down at Pump. Springs last summer might V been livin' yet ef they'd had sech ez this to pass water in, instid o' that open pail. He's got a mighty keerless way o' drink-in' out o' open dippers, too. No tellin' what he'll scoop up some day. They'd be great safety for him in a pitcher like this—ef I could only make 194

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him see it. It would seem a sort o' awkward thing to pack out to the well every single time, an' he won't drink no water but what he draws fresh. An' I s'pose it would look sort o' silly to put it in here jest to drink it out again.

" Sir ? Oh yes, I saw them saddle-bags hang-in' up back there, an' they are fine, mighty fine, ez you say, an' his are purty near wo'e out, but lordy, I don't want to buy a Christmus gif thet's hung up in the harness-room half the time. What's that you say ? Won't you all never git done a-runnin' me about that side-saddle ? You can't pleg me about that. I got it for his pleas ure, ef it was for my use, an', come to think about it, I'd be jest reversin' the thing on the pitcher. It would be for his use an' my pleas ure. I wish I could see my way to buy it for him. Both goblets go with it, you say—an' the slop bowl ? It cert'n'y is handsome—it cert'n'y is. An' it's expensive—nobody could accuse me o' stintin' 'im. Wonder why they didn't put some polar bears on the goblets, too. They'd V had to be purty small bears, but they could V been cubs, easy.

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a-pickin' out for me this minute, it can't be no handsomer 'n this. Th' ain't no use—I'll haf to have it—for 'im. Jest charge it, please, an 7 now I want it marked. I'll pay cash for the markin', out of my egg money. An' I want his full name. Have it stamped on the iceberg right beside the bear. ' Ephraim N. Trimble.' No, you needn't to spell out the middle name. I should say not. Ef you knew what it was you wouldn't ask me. Why, it's Nebuchadnezzar. It 'd use up the whole iceberg. Besides, I couldn't never think o' Nebuchadnezzar there an' not a spear o' grass on the whole lan'scape. You needn't to laugh. I know it's silly, but I always think o' sech ez that. No, jest write it, ' Ephraim N. Trimble, from his wife, Kitty.' Be sure to put in the Kitty, so in after years it'll show which wife give it to him. Of co'se, them thet knew us both would know which one. Mis' Mary Jane wouldn't never have approved of it in the w"orld. Why, she used to rip up her old crocheted tidies an' things an' use 'em over in bastin' thread, so they tell me. She little dremp' who she was a - savin' for, poor thing. She was buyin' this pitcher then, but she didn't know it. But I keep a-runnin' on. Go on with the inscription, Mr. Lawson. What have you got ? < From his 196

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wife, Kitty'—what's the matter with ' affectionate wife ' ? You say affectionate is a purty expensive word ? Bat ' lovin' ' 'II do jest ez well, an' it comes cheaper, yon say ? An' plain ' wife' comes cheap est of all ? An' I don't know but what it's mo' suitable, anyhow—at his age. Of co'se, you must put in the date, an' make the ' Kitty' nice an' fancy, please. Lordy, well, the deed's done—an' I reckon he'll threaten to divo'ce me when he sees it—till he reads the inscription. Better put in the i lovin',' I reckon, an' put it in capitals— they don't cost no more, do they ? Well, good bye, Mr. Lawson, I reckon you'll be glad to see me go. I've outstayed every last one thet was here when I come. Well, good-bye ! Have it marked immejiate, please, an' I'll call back in an hour. Good-bye, again !"

old man Trimble stood before the fire place at midnight that night, stuffing little parcels into the deep, borrowed stocking, he chuckled noiselessly, and glanced with affection towards the corner of the room where his young wife lay sleeping. He was a fat old man, and 197

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as he stood with shaking sides in his loose, home-made pajamas, he would have done credit to a more conscious impersonation of old Santa himself.

His task finally done, he glanced down at a tall bundle that stood on the floor almost im mediately in front of him, moved back with his hands resting on his hips, and thoughtfully surveyed it.

" Well, ef anybody had V told it on me I never would V believed it," he said, under his breath. " The idee o' me, Ephe Trimble, settin' up sech a thing ez that in his house—at my time o' life." Then, glancing towards the sleeper, he added, with a chuckle, '' an' ef they'd V prophesied it I wouldn't V believed sech ez thet, neither—at my time o' life—bless her little curly head."

He sat down on the floor beside the bundle, clipped the twine, and cautiously pushed back the wrappings. Then, rising, he carefully set each piece of the water-set up above the stock ing on the mantel. He did not stop to examine it. He was anxious to get it in place without noise.

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tumbler of oil close beside the bed. Indeed, when it arose in all its splendor, he was very much impressed.

"A thing like that ought to have a chandelier to set it off right," he thought—"yas, and she'll have one, too—she'll have anything she wants— thet I can give her/ 7

Sleep came slowly to the old man that night, and even long after his eyes were closed, the silver things seemed arrayed in line upon his mental retina. And when, after a long while, he fell into a troubled slumber, it was only to dream. And in his dream old Judge Robinson's mother-in-law seemed to come and stand before him—black dress, side curls, and all—and when he looked at her for the first time in his life unabashed—she began to bow, over and over again, and to say with each salutation, "Be seated"—"be seated "—" be seated," getting farther and farther away with each bow until she was a mere speck in the distance—and then the speck became a spot of white, and he saw that the old lady had taken on a spout and a handle, and that she was only an ice-pitcher, tilting, and tilting, and tilting—while from the yellow spout came a fine metallic voice saying, "Be seated"—"be seated"—again and again. 199

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Then there would be a change. Two ladies would appear approaching each other and re treating—turning into two ice-pitchers, tilting to each other, then passing from tilting pitchers to bowing ladies, until sometimes there seemed almost to be a pitcher and a lady in view at the same time. When he began to look for them both at once the dream became tantalizing. Twin ladies and twin pitchers—but never quite clearly a lady and a pitcher. Even while the vision tormented him it held him fast—perhaps because he was tired, having lost his first hours of sleep.

He was still sleeping soundly, spite of the dis solving views of the novel panorama, when above the two voices that kept inviting him to "be seated," there arose, in muffled tones at first, and then with distressing distinctness, a sound of sobbing. It made the old man turn on his pillow even while he slept, for it was the voice of a woman, and he was tender of heart. It seemed in the dream and yet not of it—this awful, suppressed sobbing that disturbed his slumber, but was not quite strong enough to break it. But presently, instead of the muffled sob, there came a cumulative outburst, like that of a too hard-pressed turkey-gobbler forced to 200

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the wall. He thought it was the old black gobbler at first, and he even said, " Shoo/' as he sprang from his bed. Bat a repetition of the sound sent him bounding through the open door into the dining-room, dazed and trembling.

Seated beside the dining-table there, with her head buried in her arms, sat his little wife. Before her, ranged in line upon the table, stood the silver water-set—her present to him. He was beside her in a moment—leaning over her, his arms about her shoulders.

" Why, honey/'' he exclaimed, " what on earth—"

At this she only cried the louder. There was no further need for restraint. The old man scratched his head. He was very much dis tressed.

"Why, honey/'he repeated, "tell its old man all about it. Didn't it like the purty pitcher thet its old husband bought for it ? Was it too big—or too little—or too heavy for it to tote all the way out here from that high mantel ? Why didn't it wake up its lazy ol' man and make him pack it out here for it ?"

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There was no fire in the dining-room. He must do something. ( ' Tell its old man what it would V ruther had," he whispered in her ear, " jest tell him, ef it don't like its pitcher—"

At this she made several efforts to speak, her voice breaking in real turkey-gobbler sobs each time, but finally she managed to wail:

"It ain't m-m-m-mi-i-i-ne!"

"Not yours ! Why, honey. What can she mean ? Did it think I bought it for anybody else ? Ain't yours ! Well, I like that. Lemme fetch that lamp over here till you read the writin' on the side of it, an' I'll show you whose it is." He brought the lamp.

" Read that, now. Why, honey ! Wh—wh— wh—what in thunder an' lightnin' ! They've done gone an' reversed it. The fool's put my name first — e Ephraim N. Trimble. From— his—'

" Why, Jerusalem jinger !

" No wonder she thought I was a low-down dog—to buy sech a thing an' mark it in my own name—no wonder—here on Christmus, too. The idee o' Rowton not seein' to it thet it was done right—"

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'' R-r-r-owton ain't never s-s-s-saw that pitch er. It come from L-1-l-awson's, d-d-down at Washington, an' I b-bonght it for y-y-y-yon \"

"Why, honey — darlin'— " A sudden light came into the old man's eyes. He seized the lamp and hnrried to the door of the bed-chamber, and looked in. This was enough. Perhaps it was mean—but he could not help it—he set the lamp down on the table, dropped into a chair, and fairly howled with laughter.

" No wonder I dremp' ol' Mis' Meredy was twins!" he screamed. "Why, h-h-honey," he was nearly splitting his old sides—" why, honey, I ain't seen a thing but these two swingin' pitch ers all night. They've been dancin' before me —them an' what seemed like a pair o' ol' Mis' Meredys, an' between 'em all I ain't slep' a wink."

" N-n-either have I. An' I dremp' about ol' Mis' M-m-m-eredy, too. I dremp' she had come to live with us—an' thet y-y-you an' me had moved into the back o' the house. That's why I got up. I couldn't sleep easy, an' I thought I might ez well git up an' see wh-wh-what you'd brought me. But I didn't no mor'n glance at it. But you can't say you didn't sleep, for you was a-s-s-snorin' when I come out here— "

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"An' so was you, honey, when I 'ranged them things on the mantel. Lemme go an' git the other set an' compare 'em. That one I picked out is mighty purty."

" I'll tell you befo' you fetch 'em thet they're exactly alike"—she began to cry again— e{ even to the p-p-polar bear. I saw that at a glance, an' it makes it s-s-so much more ridic'—"

" Hush, honey. I'm reely ashamed of you—I reely am. Seems to me ef they're jest alike, so much the better. What's the matter with bav in' a pair of 'em ? We might use one for butter milk."

"Th-that would be perfectly ridiculous. A polar bear'd look like a fool on a buttermilk pitcher. N-n-no, the place for pitchers like them is in halls, on tables, where anybody comin' in can see 'em an' stop an' git a drink. They couldn't be nothin' tackier'n pourin' buttermilk out of a' ice-pitcher."

" Of co'se, if you say so, we won't—I jest thought maybe—or, I tell you what we might do. I could easy take out a panel o' banisters out of the side po'ch, an' put in a pair o' stair steps, so ez to make a sort o' side entrance to the house, an' we could set one of 'em in it. I would make the pitcher come a little high, of co'se, but 204

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it would set off that side o' the house lovely, an' ef you say so—

"Lemme go git 'em all out here together."

As he trudged in presently loaded up with the duplicate set he said, "I wonder ef you know what time it is, wife ?"

She glanced over her shoulder at the clock on the wall.

" Don't look at that. It's six o'clock last night by that. I forgot to wind her up. No. It's half-past three o'clock—that's all it is." By this time he had placed his water-set beside hers upon the table. "Why, honey," he exclaimed, "where on earth ? I don't see a sign of a' in scription on this—an' what is this paper in the spout ? Here, you read it, wife, I ain't got my specs."

" ' Too busy to mark to-day—send back after Christmas —sorry. ROWTON.'"

"Why, it—an* here's another paper. What can this be, I wonder ?"

41 * To my darling wife, from her affectionate husband.'"

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do it ? I'll change it—that's what I'll do—for anything you say. There, now. Don't that fix it?"

She was very still for a moment—very thought ful. " An' affectionate is a mighty expensive word, too," she said, slowly, glancing over the in tended inscription, in her husband's handwrit ing. "Yes. Your pitcher don't stand for a thing but generosity—an' mine don't mean a thing but selfishness. Yes, take it back, cert'nly, that is ef you'll get me anything I want for it. Will you ?"

" Shore. They's a cow-topped butter-dish an' no end o' purty little things out there you might like. An' ef it's goin' back, it better be a-goin'. I can ride out to town an' back befo' breakfast. Come, kiss me, wife."

She threw both arms around her old husband's neck, and kissed him on one cheek and then on the other. Then she kissed his lips. And then, as she went for pen and paper, she said: "Hurry, now, an' hitch up, an' I'll be writin' down what I want in exchange—an' you can put it in yo' pocket."

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into the road he drew rein for a moment, lit a match, and this is what he read :

" MY DEAR HUSBAND, —I want one silver-mounted brier-wood pipe and a smoking set—a nice lava one—and I want a set of them fine overhauls like them that Mis Pope give Mr. Pope that time I said she was too extravagant, and if they's any money left over I want some nice tobacco, the best. I want all the price of the ice-set took up. even to them affectionate words they never put on.

" Your affectionate and loving wife,

" KITTY."

When Ephraim put the little note back in his pocket, he took out his handkerchief and wiped his eyes.

Her good neighbors and friends, even as far as Simpkinsville and Washington, had their little jokes over Mis' Trimble's giving her splendor-despising husband a swinging ice - pitcher, but they never knew of the two early trips of the twin pitcher, nor of the midnight comedy in the Trimble home.

But the old man often recalls it, and as he sits in his front hall smoking his silver-mounted pipe? and shaking its ashes into the lava bowl that stands beside the ice - pitcher at his elbow, he sometimes chuckles to himself.

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one day his wife turned from the window, where she stood watering her geraniums, and said :

" What on earth are you a-laughin' at, honey?" (She often calls him " honey " now.)

" How did you know I was a-laughin' ?" He looked over his shoulder at her as he spoke.

" Why, I seen yo' shoulders a-shakin'—that's how/' And then she added, with a laugh, " An' now I see yo' reflection in the side o' the ice-pitcher, with a zig-zag grin on you a mile long— yo' smile just happened to strike a iceberg."

He chuckled again.

'< Is that so ? Well, the truth is, I'm just sort o' tickled over things in general, an' I'm a-settin' here gigglin', jest from pure contentment."

A MINOR CHORD

A MIISTOK CHOBD

I AM an old bachelor, and I live alone in my corner upper room of an ancient house of CJiambres garnies, down on the lower edge of the French quarter of New Orleans.

When I made my nest here, forty years ago, I felt myself an old man, and the building was even then a dilapidated old rookery, and since then we—the house and I—have lapsed physi cally with the decline of the neighborhood about us, until now our only claims to gentility are perhaps our memories and our reserves.

The habit of introspection formed by so iso lated an existence tends to develop morbid views of life, and throws one out of sympathetic rela tions with the world of progress, we are told; but is there not some compensation for this in the acquisition of finer and more subtle percep tion of things hidden from the social, laughing,

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hurrying world ? So it seems to me, and even though the nicer discernment bring pain, as it often does—as all refinement must—who would yield it for a grosser content resulting from a duller vision ?

To contemplate the procession that passes daily beneath my window, with its ever-shifting pict ures of sorrow, of decrepitude ill-matched with want, new motherhood, and mendicancy, with uplifted eye and palm—to look down upon all this with only a passing sigh, as my worthy but material fat landlady does, would imply a spiritual blindness infinitely worse than the pang which the keener perception in duces.

There are in this neighborhood of moribund pretensions a few special objects which strike a note of such sadness in my heart that the most exquisite pain ensues—a pain which seems almost bodily, such as those for which we take physic ; yet I could never confuse it with the neuralgic dart which it so nearly resembles, so closely does it follow the sight or sound which I know in duces it.

There is a young lawyer who passes twice a day beneath my window. ... I say he is young, for all the moving world is young to me, at eighty 213

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—and yet he seems old at five-and-forty, for his temples are white.

I know this man's history. The only son of a proud house, handsome, gifted—even somewhat of a poet in his youth — he married a soulless woman, who began the ruin which the wine-cup finished. It is an old story. In a mad hour he forged another man's name—then, a wanderer on the face of the earth, he drifted about with never a local habitation or a name, until his aged father had made good the price of his honor, when he came home — " tramped home," the world says — and, now, after years of variable steadiness, he has built upon the wreck of his early life a sort of questionable confidence which brings him half-averted recognition; and every day, with the gray always glistening on his tem ples and the clear profile of the past outlining itself—though the high-bred face is low between the shoulders now—he passes beneath my win dow with halting step to and from the old court house, where, by virtue of his father's position, he holds a minor office.

Almost within a stone's throw of my chamber this man and his aged father — the latter now a hopeless paralytic—live together in the ruins of their old home.

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Year by year the river, by constant cavings, has swallowed nearly all its extensive grounds, yet beyond the low-browed Spanish cottage that clings close within the new levee, "the ghost of a garden " fronts the river. Here, amid broken marbles — lyreless Apollos, Pegasus bereft of wings, and prostrate Muses—the hardier roses, golden-rod, and honeysuckle run riot within the old levee, between the comings of the waters that at intervals steal in and threaten to swallow all at a gulp.

The naked old house, grotesquely guarded by the stately skeleton of a moss-grown oak, is thus bereft, by the river in front and the public road at its back, of all but the bare fact of survival.

No visitor ever enters here; but in the sum mer evenings two old men may be seen creeping with difficult steps from its low portal up to the brow of the bank, where they sit in silence and watch the boats go by.

The picture is not devoid of pathos, and even the common people whisper together as they look upon the figures of father and son sitting in the moonlight; and no one likes to pass the door at night, for there are grewsome tales of ghosts afloat, in which decapitated statues are said to stalk about the old garden at nightfall. S14

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A sigh always escapes me as I look upon this desolate scene ; but it is not now, but when the old - young man, the son, passes my door each day, carrying in his pale hands a bunch of flow ers which he keeps upon his desk in the little back office, that my mysterious pain possesses me.

Why does this hope - forsaken man carry a bunch of flowers ? Is it the surviving poet with in him that finds companionship in them, or does he seem to see in their pure hearts, as in a mir ror, a reflection of his own sinless youth ?

These questions I cannot answer ; but every day, as he passes with the flowers, I follow him with fascinated eye until he is quite lost in the distance, my heart rent the while with this inci sive pain.

Finally, he is lost to view. The dart passes through and out my breast, and, as I turn, my eye falls upon a pretty rose-garden across the way, where live a mother and her two daughters.

Seventeen years ago this woman's husband— the father—went away and never returned. The daughters are grown, and they are poor. The elder performs some clerical work up in Canal Street, and I love to watch her trig little figure come 4,nd go—early and late. 215

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The younger, who is fairer, has a lover, and the two sit together on a little wrought - iron bench, or gather roses from the box - bordered beds in the small inland garden, which lies be-hind the moss-grown wall and battened gate; and sometimes the mother comes out and smiles upon the pair.

The mother is a gentlewoman, and though she wears a steel thimble with an open top, like a tailor's, and her finger is pricked with the needle, she walks and smiles, even waters her roses, with a lady's grace ; but it seems to me that the pretty pink daughter's lover is less a gentleman than this girl's lover should be — less than her grandfather must have been when he courted her grandmother in this same rose-garden—less than this maid's lover would be if her father had not gone to India, and her mother did not sew seams for a living.

As I sit and watch this peaceful fragment of a family, my heart seems to find repose in its apparent content; but late at night, when the lover has gone and the mother and daughters are asleep, when I rise to close my shutters I per ceive, between the parted curtains in the moth er's window, a light dimly burning. When I see this beacon in the deserted wife's chamber, and 216

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remember that I have seen it burning there, like the faint but steadfast hope that refuses to be ex tinguished, for seventeen years, the pain of pains comes into my heart.

There is a little old man with a hump upon his shoulder who passes often in the crowd, and a sight of him always awakens this pain within me.

It is not the tragedy of senility which his ex treme age pictures, nor yet the hump upon his back, which stirs my note of pain.

Years ago this man left his wife, for a price, to another who had betrayed her, and disap peared from the scene of his ignominy. When the woman was dead and her betrayer gone, the husband came back, an old man; and now, as I see him bending beneath its weight, the hump upon his shoulder seems to be labelled with this price which, in my imagination, though original ly the bag of gold, has by a slow and chemically unexplained process of ossification, become a part of himself, and will grotesquely deform his skeleton a hundred years to come. When, morn ing and evening, I see this old man trudge labori ously, staggering always towards the left, down the street, until he disappears in the clump of willows that overshadow the cemetery gate, and 217

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I know that he is going for a lonely vigil to the grave of the dishonored woman, his lost wife, pain, keen as a Damascus blade, enters my heart.

I close my window and come in, for the night dews are falling and I am rheumatic and stiff in the legs.

So, every night, musing, I go early to my bed, but before I lie down, after my prayer is said, I rise to put fresh water in the vase of flowers, which are always fresh, beneath the picture upon my wall.

For one moment I stand and gaze into a pure, girlish face, with a pallid brow and far-away blue eyes.

She was only fifteen years old, and I twice as many, when we quarrelled like foolish children.

The day she married my brother—my young est, best-beloved brother Benjamin—I laid this miniature, face downward, in a secret drawer of my desk.

In the first year she died, and in another Ben jamin had taken to himself a new wife, with mer rier eyes and ruddier lips.

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Trembling with ecstasy, I took this image from its hiding-place, and for nearly fifty years the flowers beneath it have not withered.

As I stood alone here one night, ere I knew he had entered, my little brother's hand was upon my shoulder. For a moment only he was silent, awe-stricken.

" She was always yours, my brother," he said, presently, in a tremulous whisper. "I did not know until it was too late. She had misunder stood—but God was very merciful," and turning he left her to me.

And still each day I lay fresh flowers at her shrine, cherishing the dart that rends my heart the while, for its testimony to the immortality of my passion.

Do you smile because a trembling old man feasts his failing eyes on a fair woman's face and prates of love and flowers and beauty ? Smile if you will, but if you do it is because you, being of the earth, cannot understand.

These things are of the spirit; and palsy and rheumatism and waning strength are of the flesh, which profiteth nothing.

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